Unanswered Questions: Gossip Girl Recap - 4/26 Episode

As mentioned last week, the title of Best Show Ever has been usurped by Glee, but I still have not given up on my Gossip buddies.  With a case of the Mondays, they are like my security blanket.  This week Billy Baldwin came to shake things up with a mysterious unnamed disease (::shhh:: I think it's cancer) and Jenny decided to slut it up.  Biggest questions of the week are as follows:

• Jenny, why are you such a hooker?  At least put some boxers with your sleepover seduction outfit...which didn't work by the way because you're barking up the wrong tree and need to go find someone your own age slash not dating your stepsister.  Someone needs to hand that girl a hairbrush and take her out of the Pretty Woman costume closet.
• Is it just me, or does Billy Baldwin's voice sound exactly like brother Alec's?
• That whole don't tell anyone you're sick or you'll actually get sick theory is BUNK.  Who wouldn't, at the very least, tell their husband?  (Ex husband doesn't count, Lil.)
• What's wrong with Blair spilling on Vanessa's pleather leggings?  I think ruining pleather leggings would make the outfit better.  Pleather should never be worn in mass quantities.

Looks like there's madness to come, so stay tuned...