Hi Tess, How Was the Ice Age? Welcome to the New Millennium.

I am sooo cool.  Er actually, I'm about as cool as the rest of the world already is.  I now - finally - have a smartphone.  The Droid Eris, to be more precise.  It's a whole new world - internet! touchpad! apps!  But if you're reading this, don't call me - I still don't know how to use it.