California Dreaming: In-N-Out

I recently vacationed in San Diego and LA, and while there are many benefits to living in California (beach and sunshine at all times come to mind), one thing outshines the others: In-N-Out Burger.  Below is my review/thoughts:

• Animal Style: sounds naughty and it certainly is.  The sauce!  Those onions!  I actually just smacked my lips just thinking about it.  Make sure to order your double double this way.
• The menu is tiny and consists of burger, cheeseburger, fries, and shakes.  I applaud In-N-Out for their simplicity.  There is no need to try to please all people by putting salads on the menu.  They make one thing and they make it well.
• What's stopping them from bringing this phenomenal establishment to NYC?  Do we think a petition would help?
• Yes, I realize I just wrote "we" when there is quite possibly no one reading this.
• My only recommendation: bacon...though that might be too much good on one plate